the cacophony of sarcophagi (and other tales)

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Nov 5

Cute 8-Year-Old Starting To Realize How Much Better She Is Than Ugly Girls

“Girls who aren’t as cute as I am will want to be friends with me, because if I like them, they’ll feel less ugly,” said Ella, adding that, conversely, the opinion of a girl covered in gross freckles wouldn’t matter in the slightest. “I bet I can make them do my homework or carry my books or anything I want. If they don’t, I can stop being their friend, and they’ll be really sad and have to be friends with girls who look as ugly as they do.”